I know

Okayokay. I know I have been a pathetic blogger lately. Forgive me. You have to, you know. Jesus says so. And, to add some insult to injury...or to whet your appetite a bit, I am entering a very short blog you might all find amusing.

In the last couple of weeks, I have made the following brilliant statements:

At a BBQ on Easter I said: Come on! Let's eat ourselves.

I assured a travel agent that I gave birth in 1979 (impressive since I am male and was less than a year old at the time).

And, after unwittingly provoking the wrath of one of my gypsy neighbors, and meaning to say "I made a mistake," I said, "I was joking."

Finally, a little interesting tidbit: the word "pui" can mean chicken, puppies, or (you) put.